future roommates: beware
there are certain things that are not okay when you live with me. even if you're family. especially if you're family.
- do not go to the store with me to buy food, have me pay the bill, then eat my food overnight.
- do not trash communal living space. if you live, for instance, in the basement, you may trash that area til your little heart's content. but don't bring your shit upstairs to the space where i'm forced to reside because yo' ass has already trashed the basement and you can't stand to be there anymore.
- if the dog gets sick and shits all over the place during your watch, clean it the fuck up.
- if the resident hamster DIES during your watch, don't fucking leave it in the cage to rot until the parental units come home. toss its ass into the woods for the critters to eat.
- don't play your electric guitar full volume when i'm watching buffy upstairs. you may be talented and creative, but nobody trumps joss whedon's writing.
yeah, so the move home... going well.