warning
okay, so here's a newsflash for you. if you start drinking beaucoup de margaritas at 4:30 in the afternoon, you WILL wake up by 4:30 in the morning. you WILL be unable to go back to sleep, as you WILL have all the classic signs of hangover - headache, wobbly stomach, etc. you WILL resort to logging on to messenger (at which point you will discover that none of your other friends are online - duh) and watching eddie izzard while the rest of the world sleeps. at least... you will if you're me.