top 10 reasons every weekend should be a three-day weekend:
10. time for puppy-dog walks around the neighborhood
9. drinking beer at 11:21 a.m.
8. getting ALL of my school work done
7. and starting on my portfolio
6. watching DVDs while lounging around half-nekked
5. meeting interesting people from nearby towns
4. sunbathing in the backyard while reading smut
3. washing mosquito guts off the car
2. making sweet-tea with (stolen) genuine sweet-tea recipe
1. sex-talk at huddle house during sunday morning church time