funniest conversation EVER, part II:

i can't believe i almost forgot to blog about this. it'll pretty much only be funny to readers who know about the delta's policy of letting schools out at 1PM on wednesday, at which point the majority of the children run home, grab a beer and work on either getting pregnant or impregnating somebody. jesus, i wish WE had let out on wednesdays when i was in high school.

so, some of my kids were doing a skit about jason & medea today in english 4. they were speculating about why, exactly, jason divorced medea (the powerful sorceress who could squash him like a bug):

Student A: so, jason left medea
Jason: yeah, i got my girl pregnant (points to another, pregnant, student)
Medea: what were you doing gettin' with her?
Jason: well, it must have been a wednesday

ba-dum-bum

if only administration knew...