one of my babies is pregnant. actually, many of my babies are pregnant, and coffee's girlfriend just had a baby this summer. but THIS GIRL...being pregnant in high school... it just makes things hard. and she doesn't deserve to have things be any rougher for her. SHIT. this girl is bright, really bright, and talented and so special. she's one of the kids that i wish i could take into my house and raise them until they get through graduate school.

speaking of bright, talented people i wouldn't mind having around the house... 50 cent could sing me to sleep any night. one of the queer eye for the straight guy boys said something about "yummy chocolate fabulous" in reference to fifty on the VMAs. um, yeah. totally. my other favorite VMA moment tonight has been eminem's "i'm a big brother" bit. freakin hilarious.

and there you have it. from teacher to party girl in three lines. woo hoo.