life lessons, from a neophyte sage...ha!
1. orrin hatch sucks ass
2. roommates will not always be conveniently gone when you want to hook up (love you both, but your timing is crappy)
3. the condoms that you want will always be the ones that are hidden from view
4. friends may eventually come back, even if they're not sure if they love you right away
5. when it rains, it pours (trite, but true - where are all of the internet boys coming from???)
6. sister-friends are the best kind ever