life lessons continued...
7. it sucks when - of all 35 people at a dinner - you are forced to sit next to either (a) a professor who gave you your first B, thus ruining your GPA, when you think you didn't deserve it, or (b) a professor you yelled at for two days at the beginning of the semester. it sucks MORE when you sit next to both of them. awkward, anybody?
8. when you think you're going to have to cancel friday night plans because you have no place to party, your good friends will be there for you, providing a key to their place with a smile
9. as soon as you've arranged to play with one boy, you will automatically have at least one other boy interested in getting with you. this will make first boy jealous, even if he has a wife/girlfriend. irony?
10. always check HBO... you're only a click away from mullets, stampeding buffalo, or men with puppy-dog tails