"my research paper"
why do students who read on a fifth-grade reading level think that i won't figure out that a paper is not in their voice if they turn in one written on the 12th-grade reading level? does james really believe that i think he uses words like debauchery and carousing in everyday conversation? as much as i preach about academic integrity, it goes right over their heads. what is my responsibility here? i can't necessarily prove that they didn't write the papers (because i've popped lines into the internet search to try) with the help of a thesaurus. if only they wouldn't waste my time with 10 page papers that are obviously not their writing. i've got other things to do with my time - discovery channel specials, talking to awesome action heroes online (PDDs?), listening to ani wail, sleeping... oh well. awards tomorrow. maybe i'll put the papers off until tuesday since they're pissing me off.
my top 5 all-time action heroes:
5 - phoenix
4 - gambit
3 - rogue
2 - superman
1 - beast