deadlines were made to be extended...

so, i set a deadline to get some non-coffee action - in this blog, actually. the deadline was my friend jeano's birthday. who meets the deadline? jeano. of course. down to two days left, and bitch steals my deadline - and not even very creatively! bridesmaid a wedding, sleeps with the groomsman. now, come on. if you're going to rape and pillage my deadline, i expect you to go for the drummer in the band, at the very least. if you steal my timeframe, at least have the respect to steal the musician as well. i just had to be a stubborn bitch. no, i'm not going home, i said. i'm not important to the success of the wedding, i said. i don't have the money or the time, and i don't want to traumatize the puppy, i said.

i'm going to dry up an old spinster english teacher with cats and ghost stories. but at least i'll have entertaining friends. kudos to jeano for having the balls to grab some. love you, babe.