the best quotes ever...

from saturday night -

"that black guy in new york liked us." - from paul, the crazy graceland too guy, talking about montel williams
"miss thompson, you are drunk. next time, you gotta eat a peppermind, cause i can smell the liqua on yo breath." - a student at lizzie's high school's prom
FBB = free bad blowjobs
NCB = no come bill

from the GHS campaign speeches (for miss high school, mr high school, miss senior, miss junior, etc.) -

"giving honor to god, who is the head of my life" - from the "giving honor to..." section of each speech (given by at least five students). no big deal, but it wouldn't have been said when i was in high school
"i'm a 'g' like genuine" - shortly after the "giving honor to god" part of the speech (shantel)
"i love my class like a fat kid loves cake" (emilya, illustrating a perfect example of allusion)
"cast your vote for N-E-B" (neb, helping the less literate students out with their ballots)
"i'm the most down-to-earth person you will ever meet." (jamarquis, proving that a person's self-concept can be completely opposite of his reality)
"vote for personality and commitment... make history" (justin, the perfect democratic candidate)
"it's a hard knock from the window to the wall" (chelsii, doubling up on her musical allusions)

so, i had this great post from saturday, which shall forever remain available only to people in the duncan-guy-lizzie household (since god apparently decided that the blog from saturday was not to be).it was only mildly immoral, since i made some kind of reference to being jealous of coffee probably being involved in some kind of sexual act. whatever. god will eventually smote me. you'll come to my funeral and drink lots of tequila during the service, right??? and then you can visit me in level 2 of hell... (see below).