ethics are funny, quirkly little things...
(says the slightly tipsy neo-hippie)

ethical dilemmas (a list, because to go into them would be just too incriminating):
1. drinking coffee before it's fully brewed
2. clipping v. shaving
3. driving after drinking a "john the bartender" drink

that's it for now. number 1 is the most problematic, as i've already dealt with the other two tonight. number one offered to show me a good way to do to cure hangovers the other day (i declined) and then flirted with me in front of his friends. some scary stuff, that, especially since i didn't exactly shove him away. i like carol's take on the whole thing - chemistry's hard to deny, and there's future potential there, just not yet. see, i need a distraction, some diet 7up or sweet tea to distract me from my urge for caffeine. therefore, the "get some non-coffee play by may 30th" is very appropriate - for both of us. slightly enigmatic for those of you who are not a part of the inner circle, but that's probably for the best.