crack for all...

yep, definitely on crack. i just gave my key to the boy who said the racist things to me; he's washing my car and changing the front headlight. oh well. at least the car will be clean and legal by the time i leave the state. SO, here's a funny story for you. i heard that one student in my fifth period class and one student in my second period class each had a scantron with all of the answers. in response, i announced at the beginning of each period that i'd heard a rumor and refused to tell them who the student was (although i said i'd heard specifics). in each class, the kids turned on the student who had the scantron. BWA-HA-HA. i only suspected in fifth period, but it turned out that one actually DID have one. HA!!!! i love following instincts.

another funny story (funny ha-ha, not funny ironic) - how do you spell the adjective form of puss? think about it. so, in the canterbury tales, there's a cook with ulcers on his knees that drip puss into the meals he prepares (or so chaucer implies). on the test, one of my true false questions was "The cook's pussy scabs on his knees drip into the meals he prepares." the kids all started laughing when they got the test, and i was like... "WHAT???" okay, so now i get it, after a student used "Pussy Scabs" as her codename to get her test grade (i post them under codenames). i'm such a dork, and obviously the kids are getting more action than i am. hee hee. off to illnois now. love to all.